Fartsticks on a poo poo platter.

You light up my world like a motherfickle lamp.

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I don’t know if I could tell him everything in a day…

Get off MySpace and do your homework!
Hormones are not your fault.
There will be life after the final Harry Potter book, I promise!
Don’t raise tadpoles.
Your orange shirt does not fit.
Be thirteen!
That’s not Mary Alice’s real son.
Exercise!
And I’d give him the best advice I could give anyone now: Don’t be sad, just do something.

Chris Colfer on what would he tell his thirteen-year-old self. (via whilelifepassesby)

(Source: gleefan.com, via beingtruetoyourselfisbadass)