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17 year old girl from the Netherlands. Ravenclaw. Greek and Latin major. Doctor Who, Darren Criss, Starkid, David Tennant, Glee, Harry Potter, BBC Sherlock, Lord of the Rings and White Collar. Sometimes I create music.
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Song: BBC (Sami/Harry parody)
Played: 119 times.

BBC (Sami/Harry parody)

I’ve seen his shows, I’ve heard his name
I’ve lost my way and he’s to blame
And I can’t stand it when I’m staring at the screen
But the episode is done, and there’s still no season three

Now I’ve seen Sherlock, I’ve seen Who
I wish that Steven Moffat knew
The way I’m crying when I go to blog at night
And there’s no mad man with a box, no detective in my sight

Oh BBC, oh BBC
Why can’t you see
What you’re doing to me

The way Matt’s hair falls in his eyes and Benny still appears to be
Hotter every single night, Tennant’s face jumps out to me
Why are they so perfect, but bring pain all around
When they lose the ones they love or they fall down to the ground

Oh BBC, oh BBC
Why can’t you see
What you’re doing to me

I’ve seen them conquer certain death,
And even when they’re just standing there
They take away my breath, and maybe
Someday we’ll see a kiss, a spark
As they will embark on something more
Than friendship in the end

And I say
Oh BBC, oh BBC
Why can’t you see
What you’re doing to me

2 weeks ago on May 5th, 2013 |35 notes
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Song: Hey There Rose Tyler
Artist: Plain White T's/marije2410
Played: 85 times.

It’s parody time! So I recently got into Doctor Who, and more specifically Ten and Rose. Instead of doing my homework I decided to change the lyrics to Hey There Delilah by the Plain White T’s (which I obviously don’t own) a little bit to make it fit the scene on Bad Wolf Bay. I’ve got a horrific cold, so please ignore the spots where my voice does weird stuff. Hope you enjoy <3

Download link can be found here.

Hey There Rose Tyler

Hey there Rose Tyler, what’s it like in a parallel city
I’m a universe away, but girl, tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do, even the stars don’t shine like you
You know it’s true

Hey there Rose Tyler, it is more than just the distance
I’ll burn a sun to say goodbye to you, don’t cry too much but listen
Close your eyes, listen to my last piece of advice
This is goodbye

Oh, it wasn’t meant to be

Hey there Rose Tyler, I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl, today you’ll go and make a brand new start
You’ll have it good, you’ll have to life I never could
Please make it good

Hey there Rose Tyler, I’ve got so much left to say
But time’s run out, we’ve got to face the facts, you know I cannot stay
You always knew, something like this could never do
I love you too

Oh, it wasn’t meant to be

We really had the best of times, we ran, we laughed, we saved some lives
Worth it in the end now, don’t you say
Think of all the lives we changed, the people we showed better ways
I wouldn’t have it any other way
Rose Tyler, I can promise you that since the time that we got through
The world has never ever been the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there Rose Tyler, you be good and don’t you miss me
You will find your place and learn your ways, and I’ll be changing history
Like I do, only difference this time without you
You can do whatever you want to
Hey there Rose Tyler, here’s to you
This one’s for you

Oh, it wasn’t meant to be 

5 months ago on December 10th, 2012 |26 notes

Download links masterpost

Hi folks! Since I get a lot of questions about where to download what song, I’ve decided to make a masterpost. This will be updated every time I add a new song to my list.

Song: Perfect Not Broken
Link: http://www.mediafire.com/?89leh1lc4eff8g4

Song: Quiet Little Boy
Link: http://www.mediafire.com/?bd54354lbfpbq4w

Song: The Glee Generation
Link: http://www.mediafire.com/?mpgc61gtg625dr6

Song: A Disease Called Gay
Link: http://www.mediafire.com/?dgzl25rdu918jc1

Song: Nothing Left But Love
Link: http://www.mediafire.com/?jeue4i3p0er7pqe

Song: Everything
Link: http://www.mediafire.com/?7258wu47qfn7eqj

8 months ago on August 30th, 2012 |0 notes
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Song: Perfect Not Broken
Artist: Marije Derksen
Played: 519 times.

marije2410:

Finally! A better quality version of my song Perfect Not Broken, that I wrote for the fic with the same name by the amazing mittenconfetti. It can be found here. It is truly one of the most heartbreaking Klaine stories I’ve ever read.

Download link can be found here.

8 months ago on August 30th, 2012 |66 notes
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My entry for the Starkid AVPSY contest. Ignore my voice, I’ve got a cold (:

9 months ago on July 31st, 2012 |3 notes
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Played: 503 times.

A very, very rough draft of my new song ‘Everything’ for one of the best fanfics our fandom has ever seen, Go Your Own Way by the amazing zavocado. My mic is pissed at me somehow, and I can’t get the quality any better right now. Hope you enjoy anyway (:

Download link can be found here.

Everything

For far too long I’ve walked alone
Kept everyone outside
Protected my heart with these walls of stone
But I have done alright
And for far too long I’ve avoided this thing
This feeling I swore not to feel
And if anyone asks I don’t feel it at all
My heart needs time to heal 

I know it may seem like I’m not the one
To even give a damn
When things get hard I will always run
But this one wasn’t planned
Cos I know it may seem I would never stand still
Let anyone come near
I don’t understand why and I never will
But he makes everything clear 

He is everything that the world can begin
To understand, to comprehend
He’s the end of the tale and the beginning within
And I never can escape
Even if I tried 

For far too long I’ve pretended to be
Okay and in one piece
But he came along and made me see
How to be at ease
And for far too long I’ve refused to feel
Refused to think about it all
Until he made me feel everything I can feel
And dared me to make the fall 

He is everything that the world can begin
To understand, to comprehend
He’s the end of the tale and the beginning within
And I never can escape 

He is everything that the world can begin
To understand, to comprehend
He’s the end of the tale and the beginning within
And I never can escape
And I will never try

10 months ago on July 10th, 2012 |61 notes
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Song: Nothing Left But Love
Artist: Marije Derksen
Played: 389 times.

I finally finished it! Yaaay! Cheers! This is a song to accompany the amazing fic When I See Your Smile by our very own Queen of Blangst, spookyclaire. If you haven’t read it you should, it is about Blaine trying to deal with his Sadie Hawkins fears while he attends Prom with Kurt. My voice is kind of pissed at me right now, I’ll probably record a better version soon, but for now, enjoy this crappy version of Nothing Left But Love.

Download link can be found here.

Nothing left but love

The first time didn’t go as planned, the second hardly better
Life tends to get in the way of happiness
The rich man never stops to see the sorrow of the beggar
The way it’s always been is the best 

I reached for the stars, crashlanded into the moon
But came across an angel high above
I may have lost my hope, devotion, and courage too
And now I know there’s nothing left
Nothing left but love 

The first one wasn’t meant to be, the second one perfection
Life tries again and fails a little less
A smile is all that’s needed for a little selfprotection
But I’m not the only one in need, I guess 

Even angels need a saviour now and then
To catch them when the winds are getting rough
You may have lost your hope, devotion, and courage too
And now we know there’s nothing left
Nothing left but love

The first one went beyond my reach, the second one stayed near
Life isn’t half as bad as it is tough
Just take a breath and courage may suddenly appear
To join us when there’s nothing left
Nothing left but love


11 months ago on June 5th, 2012 |32 notes
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Song: A Disease Called Gay
Artist: Marije Derksen
Played: 93 times.

A Disease Called Gay

Download link can be found here

I wonder why we’re trying, why it matters to the world
Equality is nice but there are boudaries to be heard
You see, our love is different, our love is not okay
Our gender is the same, it’s a disease called gay 

It’s clear this is not natural, it’s something that we chose
Cos God would never do something so abnormal, so gross
And sure, we can’t get married, it’s a small price to pay
For our lifestyle with a challenge, a disease called gay 

And sure, it can be hard sometimes, but tears will always fall
But we can’t expect some sympathy, that order’s sorta tall
After all, this is the call we made, we chose to go this way
It’s a phase we will get through, this disease called gay 

Getting children is impossible, our genitals don’t fit
In each other and we can’t adopt a homeless, lonely kid
Who isn’t waiting for a family like ours anyway
What if they get exposed to this disease called gay 

We don’t seem like the smartest bunch to expose ourselves to this
You would think that life’s already hard enough as it is
We let ourselves get hit and kicked, called names, humiliated
Outlaws of love, the second best, but we never would have traded 

This life to be someone we’re not and at least I can say
I’ve found the one, another one
With that disease called gay 

11 months ago on June 1st, 2012 |22 notes
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Song: The Glee Generation
Artist: Marije Derksen
Played: 1,603 times.

The Glee generation

Download link can be found here.

Three years ago we saw a promising new show
We watched the pilot and sold our souls
A group of misfits and a teacher with a dream
Add song and dance and the idea is supreme

Even minorities got to come along and play
A black girl, cripple, they even had a gay
Stories of bullying and pregnant at sixteen
They had an impact that no one had forseen 

The response was massive, it was a worldwide succes
Thousands of fans, but then the show became a mess
Babies were forgotten, Shuester is a creep
Guest stars came with masses, the jokes were kinda cheap

But we never stopped believing, never got our hopes up high
Got through hiatusses and cliff hangers and never said goodbye
All the crap they throw at us, even graduation
We will survive, we are the Glee generation

A double standard became standard to a scary extent
Clearly gay sex is more frightening than a suicide attempt
Solos for the new kid without context, what a shock
Abuse of hair gel and bowties, and wait, where are his socks? 

Dating isn’t dating without cheating now and then
New kids come and go, but who’s Tina again?
The girls want freedom until a boy looks their way
Who needs continuity these days anyway?

But we never stopped believing, never got our hopes up high
Got through hiatusses and cliff hangers and never said goodbye
All the crap they throw at us, through all this frustration
We will survive

By its very definition Glee’s a comedy show
Gloom or Glum would be a better name though
Stereotypes are the only comic relief
Glee, what happened to your former beliefs? 
A hug does not equal a gay kiss
You want to teach a lesson, but don’t practise what you preach
Glee, what happened, where did it go wrong?
Can’t we all go back to season one? 

But we never stopped believing, never got our hopes up high
Got through hiatusses and cliff hangers and never said goodbye
All the crap they throw at us, through all our desperation
We will survive

But we never stopped believing, never got our hopes up high
Got through hiatuses and cliff hangers and never said goodbye
All the crap they throw at us, without consolation
We will survive, we are the Glee generation

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1 year ago on May 8th, 2012 |561 notes
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Song: Quiet Little Boy
Artist: Marije Derksen
Played: 285 times.

I may or may not have written a Blangst song. This is pretty much my headcanon about a young Blaine and his teddy bear.

Download link can be found here.

Quiet Little Boy
Quiet little boy, hide away from the wordl
Block out all the yells and the screams
Quiet little boy, you know it’s not your fault
The world is not as dark as it seems

Quiet little boy, put a pillow over your head
Hold your teddy bear close to your chest
Quiet little boy, hear the music instead
Lay your little worried head to rest

You can tell all of your problems to Mr Bear
He won’t leave, won’t run away
He’ll hold you tight, he will always care
And if you hold your breath
It will be as if he says it
Will all be okay

Quiet little boy, get away from this place
Run away from danger and fear
Quiet little boy, you know not to show your face
Don’t take risks if safety is near

You can tell all of your problems to Mr Bear
He won’t leave, won’t run away
He’ll hold you tight, he will always care
And if you hold your breath
It will be as if he says it
Will all be okay

Quiet little boy, you know it’s not your fault
That the world is as dark as it seems 

1 year ago on March 9th, 2012 |40 notes